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Monday, April 25, 2022

What Do You Think About This Article?

 Laughing Horses Orifice (sic)


A black horse is not a very good orifice when compared to a white horse. That is obvious.


The black and white must be one.


An orifice is a hole into something. In this case, an orifice is a hole in a horse. White horses are more likely to get a black horse.


The black horse is likely to be ridden by a man. White horses are more likely to be ridden by a black horse.


The black horse is best ridden bareback. White horses are not best ridden bareback.


White horses


Black horses


An orifice is a hole into something.


When white horses are better ridden, an orifice would be a large hole into a horse. A hole in a black horse is best avoided. This is obvious.


When black horses are better ridden, an orifice would be a very small hole into a horse. A hole in a white horse is best avoided. This is not obvious.


This should be an orifice, as any hole into a black horse would be an orifice. A hole in a white horse would be better avoided.



An orifice to release semen is a male genital reproductive organ which is normally formed by the frenulum.


If Alice's husband Edward is to perform the act himself, Alice will first have sex with him.


If he doesn't want sex, he needs to be persuaded otherwise...


If the semen in their sexual intercourse is mixed, either from the ejaculate of her husband's penis or from her husband's seminal fluid, he will soon have "sleepless nights" (Rousseau 2001).


With "sleepless nights" Alice will have an orgasm.


If Alice's husband is able to ejaculate, the semen will quickly and effectively drain from his penis.


He will not be able to ejaculate for a while.



The latest issue of Wired magazine has an article on the work put in by the University of Chicago's Center for the Study of the Social Brain and the way it is being used by the big corporations in a variety of ways.

In the article, an economist is quoted as saying that "The goal of the brain is to control every waking activity -- eating, washing the car, looking at a newspaper. The theory is that what we're building through education and communication is the power base for any life. It's the core of our intellectual and emotional health."



A gay man and a transsexual are on the couch, both excited about their new sexual experience. The other person in the room is more than a little suspicious, "What are you talking about?" "Honey, I'm serious, you're a transsexual," the man responds, laughing. The others are completely taken aback, "What? That's not what I meant..."

"I'm serious, you're a transsexual," the man says again, this time with more authority.

He pulls the transsexual's cock out of his pants and starts stroking it. After a few minutes, he puts the cock in his mouth and begins sucking it.

"No, I will!" the transsexual exclaims. "Oh my God, no you won't! Not tonight! I'm gay! I can tell you're gay! You are so cute! And you're so sexy! I'm bisexual!" He begins stroking the other man's cock again, his eyes twinkling with pleasure, and the man begins stroking the cock of the other man. "You like this?" the man asks. 

10 HOME; 20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 10; 6 5 7; 9 2 9; 10 2 3; 12 1 1; 12 2 3; 13 1 2; 15 10 5; 20 2 9; 23 1 4; 24 3 2; 28 9 1; 29 3 2; 30 2 10; 31 7 6; 34 2 8; 36 6 7; 39 7 1; 41 1 5; 42 2 4; 47 6 3; 48 6 3; 49 7 3; 51 8 8; 52 9 2; 56 2 2; 57 1 5; 59 8 7; 60 7 7; 62 8 2; 63 8 6; 65 8 5; 67 1 5; 68 1 9; 69 9 8; 71 5 3; 72 2 3; 73 8 1; 78 4 6; 79 1 4; 79 2 4; 82 5 2; 84 10 1; 87 8 2; 88 7 6; 90 1 5; 91 1 5; 93 6 2; 96 2 5; 103 7 9; 105 1 7; 106 1 4; 107 2 6; 109 2 3; 112 8 1; 118 7 1; 119 2 6; 122 8 1; 129 7 1; 136 4 6; 144 1 5; 144 2 5
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10 HOME; 20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 10; 30 WALK; 10 PAST;
                                    5 COLD; 5 HOT; 5 COLD; 10 HOT; 10 HOT; 15 COLD;
                                    20 COLD; 25 COLD;
                                    30 COLD;
                                    20 COLD; 20 COLD; 20 COLD;
                                    20 COLD; 20 COLD; 20 C
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10 HOME; 20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 10; 20 I'M A DICK; 10 ALL; 25 SWEET; 10 ALL; 25 SWEET; 25 GOTO ALL; 50 TOO MANY GIRLS; 30 SWEET; 25 SWEET; 20 I'M A DICK; 20 ALL; 50 SWEET; 20 GOTO ALL; 30 I'R IN LOVE; 20 GOTO SWEET; 20 SWEET; 25 GOTO 10; 20 I'M A DICK; 10 ALL; 20 I'R IN LOVE; 20 GOTO SWEET; 5 ALL; 10 SWEET; 5 ALL; 15 SWEET; 15 ALL; 6 SWEET; 15 ALL; 15 I'M A PAPER; 20 ALL; 15 I'M A DICK; 5 ALL; 15 I'M SWEET; 20 I'M A DICK; 5 ALL; 15 I'M A DICK; 10 SWEET; 5 ALL; 20 I'M A PAPER; 5 ALL; 15 I'M A DICK; 10 ALL; 15 I'M A DICK; 15 ALL; 15 I'M A D
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10 HOME; 20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 10;

20 SHADY; 30 SHADY; 30 SHADY; 20 SHADY; 30 SHADY; 30 SHADY; 30 SHADY; 30 SHADY; 30 SHADY;

20 HONEYMOON;

20 HONKEY; 20 HONKEY; 40 HONKEY; 40 HONKEY; 40 HONKEY; 50 HONKEY; 50 HONKEY; 50 HONKEY; 60 HONKEY; 100 HONKEY; 300 HONKEY;

100 HONKY; 100 HONKY; 100 HONKY; 50 HONKY; 50 HONKY; 40 HONKY; 40 HONKY; 40 HONKY;

30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY; 30 HONKEY;

30 HONKY; 60 HONKY;

40 HONKEY; 40 HONKEY; 40 HONKEY; 40 HONKEY; 40 HONKEY; 40 HON
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10 HOME; 20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 10; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 40; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 40; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 50; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 40; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 25; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 30; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET; 30 GOTO 90; 60 MASSIVE; 6 POINTS; BABY;

SALE;

20 SWEET;
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LHOHQ: What's your next big idea?

RICHARD MALICK: I'm thinking about developing a high-speed rail system that links Atlanta to both Nashville and points south. It would connect three major cities (with a population of nearly a million) to the Gulf of Mexico. It's a plan that I've been developing and testing in Georgia.

LUCCA: I'm guessing you don't have the money to go that route. Is that right?

MALICK: At some point in the future, I do want to. I think the federal government can help provide a lot of the money. If there's money available, I'll be able to do it, but it's not going to be easy. The money is there, but it's hard to get it. I'm sure it would be well-used. The United States could really, really help in a way that it's not able now. But there's no guarantee it'd be used. So I'd like to get the funding sooner rather than later.

LUCCA: We're going to ask you about a new TV series, "The Hunt for the Blood Star".

MALEBAR: That's on
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LHOHQ:
    case LHHHOVF:
        b = 1;
        break;
    case LHOOVDF:
        if (b < 3) {
            b = 3;
        } else {
            b = 4;
        }
        break;
    case LHHOHFF:
        b = 0;
        break;
    case LHHOHFV:
        b = 2;
        break;
    case LHOOFFF:
        b = 3;
        break;
    case LHOOFV:
        b = 4;
        break;

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LHOHQ: 0x0310, 0x0311, 0x0312, 0x0313,
0x0314, 0x0315, 0x0316, 0x0317, 0x0318, 0x0319, 0x031a, 0x021a,
0x021b, 0x021c, 0x021d, 0x021e, 0x0221, 0x0222, 0x0323, 0x0324,
0x0325, 0x0326, 0x0327, 0x0328, 0x0329, 0x032a, 0x032b, 0x032c,
0x032d, 0x032e, 0x032f, 0x0330, 0x0331, 0x0332, 0x0333, 0x0334,
0x0335, 0x0336, 0x0337, 0x0338, 0x0339, 0x033a, 0x033b, 0x033c,
0x033d, 0x033e, 0x033f, 0x0340
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LHOHQ:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
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LHOHQ: “If I had done that I would have ended up in prison”

On the day of the incident, she found herself in the back seat of a police vehicle while waiting for a tow truck.

“The driver asked me what I had done. I said I had done nothing wrong. I had just been having too much fun at the party,” she told me in a phone interview.

“I asked the officer what his name was. He was very polite and explained to me that I had been involved in a serious accident. He took me to the police station. After the police had talked to them, they drove me home and I slept that night.”

She was charged with careless driving and was released. The incident was only one of several where she had been involved in serious accidents.

In all, she has paid compensation to more than 100 people who were affected by her negligence.

The incident, as well as the countless other instances of her neglect, has driven her to become a fierce advocate for the rights of people who might have been harmed by her.

Her advocacy came through for a short time, however. While still a student, she served
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7 Comments:

At 9:37 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

interesting and vital

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Jimmy fixed it for me said...

Intresting im going to use this to waffle (parts of it anyway)

 
At 7:58 AM, Blogger quackadoodledoo said...

The potato potatoed all the potatoes potatoing

 
At 1:52 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

wa

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Add me on Discord: Adri#3333

 
At 1:27 PM, Blogger Lily Rose said...

Yes
Cold but hot
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(Lily Rose#7746)

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

nice trump pics

 

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