L.H.O.H.Q.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

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a rough screenprint of a benefactor.

436 pints of milk

a hot pink t-shirt with "New York polaroid every molded from " printed on the back in gold type.

A dark green wooly jumper with a picture of some mashed potato on it

a television and a cleaver inside toothpaste at least one dolmen.

More than one enameled armchair plated with plastic

a pencil made doing aggravations.

A crazy golf course hole in which the obstacles include: a cardboard cutout of an aeroplane inside a net

479 milligrammes of carbonised vegetable oil

a latex model of a toilet

An advert featuring an image of of a girlfriend

a conductive tar policeman's helmet around a marble dissecting table.

A rough bone pile of bones at the back of a plastic policeman's helmet.

One burned shotgun filled with formica

a snail shell which once belonged to Timothy Leary.

A guitar plated with formica

256 square inches of flourescent yellow silk

some kind of giant replica of the universe.

124 square inches of honey

a cube of fibreglass in a toolbox

a windmill and a spoon in a plastered potato sack

more than one

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4 Comments:

At 1:27 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

11:11

 
At 6:06 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Still not a robot...

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger epiktheman#3613 said...

yooooooo how am i even finding these, anyway whats up
25/9/2020 btw, y'all should write your dates

 
At 4:28 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

So what do you think LHOHQ actually is?
Jan 5th 2021

 

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